DUDE YOUR BROKE AND YOU RIDE THE BUS! Current mood: disappointed Category: Life
HEY, Y’ALL SORRY IVE BEEN SLACKING LATELY BUT I WILL BE POSTING EVERY DAY FROM NOW ON!
THIS IS A FUNNY STORY ( UNFORTUNATLY ITS TRUE )
A CONVERSTATION THAT WENT ON DURING A BUS RIDE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. SO THE BUS IS GOING ALONG AND WE PULL INTO THIS STREET AND THERE IS A BLACK DUDE RIDING A SKATEBOARD!IM PROUD. AND IM THINKING HOW DOPE IS THAT!BUT, IN THE BACK OF THE BUS THERE IS THIS FRESHMEN BOY CHILLIN WITH A COUPLE OF SOPHMORES, JUNIORS, AND SENIORS. SO, I HEAR THIS DUDE BACK HERE PREACHING (( OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT ))
((PARDON MY CURSING))HE’S LIKE " MAN LOOK AT THIS NIGGA ON A SKATEBOARD! HOW GAY IS THAT!MAN THATS WACK!"AND THEN HIS OLDER SISTER CHIMES IN AND SAY’S "___________ YOU USED TO HAVE A SKATEBOARD!"AND HE REPLIES " YEAH THAT WAS WHEN THAT SHIT WAS COOL! THAT SHIT AINT COOL ANY MORE!""ALL WE DO NOW IS""GET PAID, GET MONEY, GET HOE’S, FUCK BITCHES, AND MAKE MONEY!."
SO IN MY MIND IM LIKE
WHOA!!THEN I LOOK DOWN AND THE DUDE HAS A PAIR OF ON SO THEN IM LIKE HOW MUCH MONEY CAN YOU REALLY BE GETTING RIDING A AND EXACTLY HOW MANY bitches can you be fucking RIDING A AND ALL THE POSERS SITTING BACK THERE WITH HIM ARE ALL NODDING THEIR HEAD IN AGREEMENT!
WHATS UP WITH KIDS THESE DAYS? ITS NOT ALL OF US.... I BLAME IT ON RAP (SORRY) BUT I HAD TO SAY IT (AND IM NOT PUTTING IT ON EVERY RAPPER JUST THE TOPICS IN THESE SONGS ITS RIDICULOUS!!) YOU CANT TURN ON THE RADIO WITHOUT HEARING ( GET IT BITCH, LICK MY LOLLIPOP, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
I LOVE HIP HOP WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND ITS DISAPPOINTING!!
LETS THINK PEOPLE!!
DONT LET LIL’WAYNE THINK FOR YOU DONT LET THOSE PEOPLE TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE! THEY HAVE ALREADY MADE THEIR MONEY!
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU GUYS OUT THERE THINK!?